Like today my girls wanted to watch Sleeping Beauty. This is a list of all the things Mo asked/said in the first half of the movie.
Where are they walking?
Are they walking to the Princess Baby Aurora?
Everybody's there!
We only have one Sleeping Beauty.
Mom, what are those green things falling down to her?
But why does the magic flow down?
It's how it gets on her of the gifts so she knows that she has gifts?
Mom why is Maleficent coming?
What is she mad about?
She's mad that she wasn't invited? Cuz they didn't invite her there?
Why does she want to bestow a gift on the child?
What is that stick she's using? What does she use that for?
They want the baby to stay alive!
But when Maleficent tells her to touch the spinning wheel she touches it. Then she falls down and goes to sleep but she doesn't wake up but the fairEs make everyone go to sleep but that doesn't work for her.
But Prince Phillip kisses her when he follows the fairies...why is everyone watching the fire? Why do they want to see everything burn?
What did she just say?
What would make her happy?
She wants Maleficent to turn into something else so she wouldn't hurt the princess?
When did she ruin her nicest flowers?
She has an idea! The red fairy has an idea that they can do! They're gonna take the princess and hide so Maleficent won't see her.
Why are they watching the fairies?
Are they a little worried? Why are they a little worried?
Why are they worried their daughters gonna get hurt?
So that's why they're scared?
What is she mad about?
She's mad they couldn't find the baby?
Why could they not find the baby?
But they're looking for Sleepy Beauty?
They want to get her to prick her finger?
I think Maleficent turned into a little like circle green and that makes Aurora prick her finger.
They couldn't find the cottage where sleepy beauty is? Cuz it's too far away?
Why are they gonna do a party for her?
Are the gonna plan a party while she's going to pick berries?
Are they going to surprise her?
What is she using that for?
She's trying to make a dress but she doesn't know how? Why doesn't she know how?
Why don't they tell us about it?
Mom can I wait for a snack a little bit later?
Mom you forgot you were gonna take a shower.
Why are you not taking a shower?
Why does she think she'll be back before they get started?
They really want to hurry? Cuz they're worried that Aurora's gonna come back really fast? So that's why they want to hurry?
Where are they going?
But why is he running?
He wants to see who's singing?
But why is he gonna fall when the horse is too fast?
Why is he mad?
Why is he mad that he fell?
So that's why he doesn't want to give him carrots? Cuz he's really mad?
Has she haven't seen Prince Phillip?
Why are they making sad faces?
What kind of dream is it?
Well does the squirrel see some clothes?
So that's why the squirrel thinks the owl can wear it?
Why did they hear Phillip?
Why are they trying to hurry?
Are the shoes just walking?
The bunnies are walking in the shoes? So that's what's making them walk?
Why is Prince Phillip watching the princess? Cuz he was wondering where his clothes is?
So that's why he found the princess? What the?
Why did Prince Phillip do that?
Why is she trying walk away from him?
Cuz she doesn't know him?
Why doesn't she have any shoes on?
Why?
Sleeping Beauty doesn't wear shoes when she goes outside?
Why does she have to go back to the cottage?
Why are they falling on the broom? Cuz it's not cooked yet?
Why is she looking all around the chair?
She was looking for a place for the dirt but she used her magic wand?
Why are they making things move? Why does magic make things move?
Is she dancing with the broom?
What the...?
Why are they doing that to each other? Why are they trying to put colors on each other?
Why did the bird find the cottage? Cuz he saw the magic? Uh oh!
Now they're both mad!
She wants it pink.
Why are they hiding?
Why did they say surprise?
Why is she upset?
Because the fairies don't want her to see the boy? Cuz they don't know his name?
Are they feeling a little sad?
What are they singing with their cups?
It's like cheers?
Sometimes you hiccup.
Why is he moving his feet so weird?
He's drunk?! What's drunk?
Why are they mad at each other?
Why is he asleep?
I can't even continue. If you made it this far you're a trooper. I'm going to take the aforementioned shower.